Just Add Water

The Dale Road Cats do not reproduce the same way other cats do.

Follow me for a moment. We are fairly certain that this cat explosion started with The Grand Matriarch:

Right. We have no picture of her because we have yet to capture her. She was sitting outside our shed this morning, so Ben rushed to set the trap with a new secret weapon… canned pink salmon. We were certain we had her this time.

We were wrong.

The Ugly One

Instead, we caught this guy. This makes cat number 24. Where the heck are they coming from?

I’ll tell you exactly where. This is how the Grand Matriarch reproduces:

Don’t believe me? Let the evidence speak for itself – not only do these cats seemingly appear out of thin air, normal cats are fairly clean animals. Only the offspring of gremlins can make a mess like this:



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